PhantomBlonde

I really wonder who would give a gift like this to their significant others. It would be interesting to listen in on the converstation…

“Hey darling! I got you this necklace that can have a beautiful pearl in it…all you have to do is open this can, crack the oyster shell, dig around in the slimy guts, dig out the pearl and put it into the necklace yourself! Isn’t it romantic!”

I can almost visualize the mullet.

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